Thursday, 27 March 2008
Ah bollocks
I just wrote the cure for cancer and AIDS in one very very long post. All I got for it was an error message. I just threw the original transcripts into the big log fire in my huge mansion.
Monday, 24 March 2008
Today, lovely today
So anyway, I set my alarm for 9am to train myself to wake up early. The reason for this is that I am starting a new job tomorrow and need to get used to waking up early. The past two months I have been waking up at stupid o'clock in the afternoon. As usual, the alarm woke me up. However, I switched it off and went back to sleep until 11:30 - this was not intentional. After waking up I was a bit peeved at myself as I have a lot to do today. Tidy up, go to Brent Cross to buy a present and go to PC world to by a network card.
Left my flat at 12 to be promptly greeted by a shit in my doorway. Fucking BASTARD. SOMEONE HAS SHIT IN MY DOORWAY. Now, people have urinated on my doorstep before as it presents a dark and secluded area which provides good cover if you are ever caught short. I have even caught someone taking a piss in my doorway at 4am when I was returning from a club. However, my girlfriend was with me so I wasn't able to beat him up. A shit is something new. I would love to catch the guy who did it. It might have even been a Great Dane by the size of it. I will need to get a photo up just to document the size of this thing. It must have been at least 21" long with no breaks just curling round a couple of times. Still it pisses me off no end. What would I do if I caught someone shitting? Well if it was with my girlfriend - nothing, as she won't let me beat them. If it was by myself - I think I would make them eat it! That would teach them.
I was thinking - maybe I could electrify the area and set up some cameras to catch them being electrocuted. That would be brilliant. Just enough electricity to knock them out.
Anyway, I continued my uneventful journey and instead of buying a network card, I bought a wireless router. Probably better value in the long run.
SHAZAM - what a fucking brilliant day. I need to go iron some shirts now that I am back in the corporate rat trap.
Left my flat at 12 to be promptly greeted by a shit in my doorway. Fucking BASTARD. SOMEONE HAS SHIT IN MY DOORWAY. Now, people have urinated on my doorstep before as it presents a dark and secluded area which provides good cover if you are ever caught short. I have even caught someone taking a piss in my doorway at 4am when I was returning from a club. However, my girlfriend was with me so I wasn't able to beat him up. A shit is something new. I would love to catch the guy who did it. It might have even been a Great Dane by the size of it. I will need to get a photo up just to document the size of this thing. It must have been at least 21" long with no breaks just curling round a couple of times. Still it pisses me off no end. What would I do if I caught someone shitting? Well if it was with my girlfriend - nothing, as she won't let me beat them. If it was by myself - I think I would make them eat it! That would teach them.
I was thinking - maybe I could electrify the area and set up some cameras to catch them being electrocuted. That would be brilliant. Just enough electricity to knock them out.
Anyway, I continued my uneventful journey and instead of buying a network card, I bought a wireless router. Probably better value in the long run.
SHAZAM - what a fucking brilliant day. I need to go iron some shirts now that I am back in the corporate rat trap.
Sunday, 23 March 2008
Telly and ideas
Just watching this program called Cooking in the danger zone on BBC2. It is based in Haiti this week and the guy just ate clay because the Haitians told him it is full of minerals and is good for pregnant women.
I wish someone would visit me like that. I would feed them shit and tell them it is good for them. Haha, dumb idiot.
Other than that, I was gonna go see the Eagles tonight but that fell through as I was watching the football instead.
My feet really hurt. I was standing in the pub for 4 and a half hours as there were no seats.
What the fuck? Those Haitians are some fucked up people. One woman has been 'possessed' by some kind of God and then they sacrificed a goat. Weird, weird world we live in.
I wish someone would visit me like that. I would feed them shit and tell them it is good for them. Haha, dumb idiot.
Other than that, I was gonna go see the Eagles tonight but that fell through as I was watching the football instead.
My feet really hurt. I was standing in the pub for 4 and a half hours as there were no seats.
What the fuck? Those Haitians are some fucked up people. One woman has been 'possessed' by some kind of God and then they sacrificed a goat. Weird, weird world we live in.
Saturday, 22 March 2008
Blah blah blah blah blah
I really should use a blog for writing things. Thats it.....things. I shouldn't really concentrate on a particular subject......just things. Things that I see, things that I think. Because of that, I am gonna write about things that I have thought about that are either profound to the world or just profound to me.
I have a jacket potatoe in the oven. Very profound, I know. However, the reason I let you know that is because it is just about ready. I know that whilst I am just sat here typing this I will get all caught up in the moment thus burning my dinner. GOD DAMN IT!!!!
Anyway, I have been thinking about the Hyde Park flutag (sp?) which is where you get a bunch of people jumping off a peir into the Serpentine using their own power whilst attached to a flying machine built by themselves. I have specifically been thinking about the flying machine contraption and how to build it. I have decided that the construction must be lightweight and of a similar design to that of an aircraft. It should be made of..........oh god I can smell my potatoe. It smells lovely.
Right got my potatoe, I can't be bothered explaining about planes. I thought of something better.
What if nursery rhymes were real? I saw a mouse! Where? There on the stairs! And he had fucking clogs on! FUCKING CLOGS!! WE HAVE A MOUSE OF ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE LIVING IN OUR HOUSE!!!!
How would a mouse make clogs? Has it got a tiny chisel? How does it hold the chisel? Where is it's lair? What else has it got in there. It is obviously intelligent enough to make itself some clogs but not intelligent enough to hide it's modesty; or maybe he doesn't want to hide his modesty - the dirty little shit.
That has just made me think. According to the law, I cannot walk down the street naked but a dog can. How is this judged? Is it based on DNA? Can a monkey walk down the street naked - yes it can, so it cannot be based on DNA. Mental standing? A retard can't walk down a street naked. The only thing I can think of is if you are born from a human. Will that mean that cultivated embryo's are outside of the law? I dunno. Laws schmoors.
As you can probably tell, I am pretty damn bored. Nothing to do. Tried playing some PS2 but after playing PS3 it just seems a bit jerky and shit.
What happens with opposites? Not like 54321 and 12345 but an astronaut seeing an alien and reporting it "It had two big black almond shaped eyes!" and an alien reporting the same thing "It had one big black circular eye!"
Pandas are not friendly, they are bears. They will kill you!
Well thats it until I can be bothered again.
Fuck off you cunts
I have a jacket potatoe in the oven. Very profound, I know. However, the reason I let you know that is because it is just about ready. I know that whilst I am just sat here typing this I will get all caught up in the moment thus burning my dinner. GOD DAMN IT!!!!
Anyway, I have been thinking about the Hyde Park flutag (sp?) which is where you get a bunch of people jumping off a peir into the Serpentine using their own power whilst attached to a flying machine built by themselves. I have specifically been thinking about the flying machine contraption and how to build it. I have decided that the construction must be lightweight and of a similar design to that of an aircraft. It should be made of..........oh god I can smell my potatoe. It smells lovely.
Right got my potatoe, I can't be bothered explaining about planes. I thought of something better.
What if nursery rhymes were real? I saw a mouse! Where? There on the stairs! And he had fucking clogs on! FUCKING CLOGS!! WE HAVE A MOUSE OF ADVANCED INTELLIGENCE LIVING IN OUR HOUSE!!!!
How would a mouse make clogs? Has it got a tiny chisel? How does it hold the chisel? Where is it's lair? What else has it got in there. It is obviously intelligent enough to make itself some clogs but not intelligent enough to hide it's modesty; or maybe he doesn't want to hide his modesty - the dirty little shit.
That has just made me think. According to the law, I cannot walk down the street naked but a dog can. How is this judged? Is it based on DNA? Can a monkey walk down the street naked - yes it can, so it cannot be based on DNA. Mental standing? A retard can't walk down a street naked. The only thing I can think of is if you are born from a human. Will that mean that cultivated embryo's are outside of the law? I dunno. Laws schmoors.
As you can probably tell, I am pretty damn bored. Nothing to do. Tried playing some PS2 but after playing PS3 it just seems a bit jerky and shit.
What happens with opposites? Not like 54321 and 12345 but an astronaut seeing an alien and reporting it "It had two big black almond shaped eyes!" and an alien reporting the same thing "It had one big black circular eye!"
Pandas are not friendly, they are bears. They will kill you!
Well thats it until I can be bothered again.
Fuck off you cunts
Tuesday, 19 February 2008
And winner by knock out - Sony
The war is over but the dust has yet to settle. Toshiba have announced plans to stop producing HD-DVD players which effectivly mean that Blu-Ray is the only option left.
But, is there really a winner? With most people holding off purchasing a next generation DVD player, the only true market out there are those that purchased the PS3. Since the launch of the PS3 there have been huge leaps within the online market. With the ability to stream films in HD direct to your computer or TV, without the need of a HD or Blu-Ray player, is the market false? Some analysts seem to think that as Blu-Ray have won the HD wars, people will now go out and purchase Blu-Ray players and DVDs en-mass.
With the costs of players and DVDs still at a premium, the market has yet to be saturated with low cost Chinese models - which helped in the success with DVD players and Freeview, those holding off purchasing one will still hold off, leaving online companies further opportunities to improve and advertise their streaming services.
But, is there really a winner? With most people holding off purchasing a next generation DVD player, the only true market out there are those that purchased the PS3. Since the launch of the PS3 there have been huge leaps within the online market. With the ability to stream films in HD direct to your computer or TV, without the need of a HD or Blu-Ray player, is the market false? Some analysts seem to think that as Blu-Ray have won the HD wars, people will now go out and purchase Blu-Ray players and DVDs en-mass.
With the costs of players and DVDs still at a premium, the market has yet to be saturated with low cost Chinese models - which helped in the success with DVD players and Freeview, those holding off purchasing one will still hold off, leaving online companies further opportunities to improve and advertise their streaming services.
Monday, 28 January 2008
Hold the front page!!
News just in (well in 10 hours ago but that's work commitments for you). Call Of Duty 4 has just been announced as the biggest selling video game of 2007. No suprises there really as the first-person-shooter was clearly the best game realeased last year.
Call Of Duty 4 has sold over seven million units worldwide according to sales figures compiled by Chart Track, The NPD Group and The GFK Group. Those seven million units are certainly being put to good use by the people who purchased the game, as Microsoft have recently announced that COD4 has now overtaken Halo 3 as the most played game on XBox Live.
Speaking of Halo 3, two records were set by the game last year, the first for being the fastest selling game of all time. The second, and most important record, is that Halo 3 set the record for the highest amount of money generated within 24 hours by an entertainment product. A cool £84 million was earned in 24 hours, beating the previous benchmark set by the film Spiderman 3.
Call Of Duty 4 has sold over seven million units worldwide according to sales figures compiled by Chart Track, The NPD Group and The GFK Group. Those seven million units are certainly being put to good use by the people who purchased the game, as Microsoft have recently announced that COD4 has now overtaken Halo 3 as the most played game on XBox Live.
Speaking of Halo 3, two records were set by the game last year, the first for being the fastest selling game of all time. The second, and most important record, is that Halo 3 set the record for the highest amount of money generated within 24 hours by an entertainment product. A cool £84 million was earned in 24 hours, beating the previous benchmark set by the film Spiderman 3.
Tuesday, 15 January 2008
First Post
This post is going to be about an online gaming site.
Wellgames.com can be summed up in one word. Brilliant. It hosts a variety of different flash games on it's own servers. You usually get to play an opponent as well. The games are mostly updates of classic games that we know and love such as Blockz (Tetris), Hitz (Wall Breaker) and Bubblez (Bubble Bobble).
In total there are over 20 games to be played on this site. It also keeps your score! It really is the perfect coffee break site with games that will be enjoyed by everyone.
The simplicity of the games available make playing them an absolute joy. You will only need your mouse to play leaving your other hand free to do whatever you please.
They have made each of the games in a signature style which makes identifying games from Wellgames simple. They are also now going down the 'user generated content' route by allowing players to design their own levels on some of the games. These levels will then be included in the next release of the games.
All in all, a brilliant, simple, clear site, that is easy to use and will make you lose your social life.
Oh yeah, there are no adverts either!
Wellgames.com can be summed up in one word. Brilliant. It hosts a variety of different flash games on it's own servers. You usually get to play an opponent as well. The games are mostly updates of classic games that we know and love such as Blockz (Tetris), Hitz (Wall Breaker) and Bubblez (Bubble Bobble).
In total there are over 20 games to be played on this site. It also keeps your score! It really is the perfect coffee break site with games that will be enjoyed by everyone.
The simplicity of the games available make playing them an absolute joy. You will only need your mouse to play leaving your other hand free to do whatever you please.
They have made each of the games in a signature style which makes identifying games from Wellgames simple. They are also now going down the 'user generated content' route by allowing players to design their own levels on some of the games. These levels will then be included in the next release of the games.
All in all, a brilliant, simple, clear site, that is easy to use and will make you lose your social life.
Oh yeah, there are no adverts either!
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